The end of my current round of Enter the Kettlebell is in sight.  I finished Week 11 out of 12 yesterday.  At this point I have mixed emotions about being (almost) done.

On one hand, I’m pretty excited to be nearly done.  Completing the program with anything larger than a kettlenetics-style toy kettlebell is something to be proud of.  It takes significant discipline and hard work to do these workouts.  And to do them over and over again.

Being done with ETK also represents a milestone in my training.  I’m one step closer to RKC having done this program.  No question, I’ll have to repeat the program at least once,  and probably twice before I go to RKC.  It will take me that long to develop the strength and conditioning necessary to be ready.  But having done it once and getting that behind me is one more step on the path.  That’s pretty exciting!

On the other hand, I’m strangely sad to see the end of this round of ETK.  (Anyone who has completed the program:  pick your jaw up from the floor!)  Pavel designed a winning program in Enter the Kettlebell.  I must admit, I barely believed Sandy Sommer, RKC when he so highly recommended the program and touted its benefits.  But he was right.  (Catch that, Sandy?)   My results have not been limited to strength gains.  Those are evident for sure.  However, I’ve also seen some fat loss !

So now I’m somewhat attached to this beast of a program.  Yes, you have to work hard, ridiculously hard.  But you get amazing rewards from the hard work.  It is so worth it.  I hardly want to think of training any other way.  I know there are many great options available.  For variety, I’ll need a break from ETK before I restart it with a heavier kettlebell, so I’ll be looking for one of those great options.

In the meantime, I’ll be working through my last week on the program.  And loving/hating every minute of it.

One of the three structured days in each week of kettlebell training outlined in Pavel’s Enter the Kettlebell is known as “heavy” day.  In the early weeks of the program, light, medium and heavy days are all very much alike.  Then in week 8 of 12, the pattern for the rest of the program is established, with one day being a light day, one day being medium and one day being a heavy work day.

Mental toughness factors in on heavy days.  It may not sound too daunting to read about, but in practice, hoisting a kettlebell overhead many, many times becomes not only a physical challenge but also a mental one. I’m sure it is  not unlike any other tough athletic practice, in which self talk can make or break the entire effort.

No doubt, during a heavy ETK day, my thoughts can become tainted with self doubt and/or slight insanity.   Here’s a sample of a few of my thoughts during today’s kettlebell practice: 

(Note my abbreviations:  Rg- Rung: Repetitions performed in a specific pattern.  On your first rung you do one clean and press on the right, then one clean and press on the left, followed by one pulling exercise (chinup/pullup or one single arm row per side.) On rung #2 you perform 2 presses on the right, 2 presses on the left and 2 pulls.)    Lr-Ladder:  A group of rungs.  Generally three to five rungs make a ladder.  A heavy day in ETK has 5 ladders with 5 rungs each.)

Lr 1 Rg 4 This kettlebell feels heavier than it did last time. Am I still recovering from being sick?

Lr 1 Rg 5 Made it through the first ladder, only 4 more to go.  Ugh 4 more!?

Lr 2 Rg 1 OK gotta blow through Lr 2 so I will only have 3 more ladders to go.

Lr 2 Rg 3 Ouch that was a bad clean.  I know how to do cleans.  What’s my problem?

Lr 2 Rg 4 Ouch gotta fix that bad clean.  RKCs don’t do that.  Gotta do better than that to be an RKC.

Lr 2 Rg 5 Almost done second ladder, push! And I have to do how many more ladders? Right.

Lr 2 Rg 5 This is taking a long time.  Who do I think I am?

Lr 3 Rg 2 I think I’m almost half way done.  Ugh. I’m not mostly done?????

Lr 3 Rg 4 I lost count, what am I doing?

Lr 3 Rg 4 Oh yeah I just did 3 pulls last time so I’m on Rung 4 now. FOCUS!! Don’t want to have to repeat a ladder.

Lr 3 Rg 4 Gotta watch the clean.  Lock out the elbow.  Don’t make stupid mistakes!

Lr 3 Rg 4 Only two more ladders, almost.  I’ll feel good later.

Lr 3 Rg 5 Two more whole ladders??????? I did this before but it’s so harrrrd this time.

Lr 4 Rg 1 Yeah next to last ladder!! One silly rep. Ha Ha!!

Lr 4 Rg 2 Keep shoulder down, don’t make stupid mistakes.  Focus!!

Lr 4 Rg 2 Am I on ladder 4? cool.

Lr 4 Rg 3 Why do I practice with kettlebells?  This is extreme.

Lr 4 Rg 4 Shoot. This is hard. Come on wrist, stay locked and straight.

Lr 4 Rg 4 Grip the bell HARD!!! Push!  Don’t want to have to repeat week 10!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lr 4 Rg 5 I am on the last rung of this stupid ladder thing.  I must get this last press. NOT going to have to redo!!!!!!!

Lr  5 Rg 1 Oh yeah!  Oh yeah!! I’m on the last ladder!! Oh, the swings are ahead.

Lr 5 Rg 2 Hee hee two presses.  Easy!

Lr 5 Rg 3 This isn’t a tough rung to get through.  Come on.  Can’t run out of gas.  But the swings are ahead.

Lr 5 Rg 4 Shoot.  My arm feels weak.  I don’t want to repeat this week.

Lr 5 Rg 4 I’m tired.  The swings are ahead.  Pavel is a bad, bad man.

Lr 5 Rg 4 I hope this stupid program pays off.

Lr 5 Rg 5 Last rung of  last ladder – this might happen.  Gotta make it through.  So hard to push.  I have to!!!!!!!!!

Lr 5 Rg 5 I don’t like this. 

Lr 5 Rg 5 Last press -come on YESSS!

AHHHHH!! Putting the silly kettlebell down, but in a minute I have to do the swings. . .

Thankfully, with the swing practice, there isn’t really much time for thinking.  It’s mostly counting and breathing and hopefully focusing on good form.  And glancing at the gymboss to see how much longer.  And then, finally, REST.